So I arrived in Uni, and there are just like totally hot guys here!
This guy is in the room next to me and I liked him a lot.
We had this most amazing date and I know my Mom had warned me about going crazy but I just got caught up in the moment, y'know?
There are communal showers where guys totally check you out! I'm not shy though- I already have tons of friends, infact they gave me this sweater jacket with a number on it, said I'm a Big Sim on Campus now. Sweet!
OMG! Am totally gonna bust a gut, my professor is so hawwwwwwt!
Yeah, that'll help my grades I think!
So after another amazing date I totally forgot that dude who roomed next to me could probably hear me yeah? 'cos I totally wasn't being quiet and I don't think the walls are that thick 'cos I hear his dumb music day and night.
then he came and slapped me, I reckon I could have him thrown off Campus for that.
But then I decided to give him another chance and gave him my special 'smooth talk' rose that you sent me.
But a Senior told me I shouldn't have done that while the guy I'd just hooked up with was in the room.
The mascot guy taught me a new dance, it's something to do with a gerbit, whatever that is.
Of course the rooming halls are so open there's just totally like, no privacy.
I did settle down and do some work though, well- if studying anatomy is work yeah?
My Freshman year is over- I totally got top marks and even the Dean likes me though I haven't met him, but I know he'd like me, although I bet he's a totally old guy who smokes a pipe and smells or something.
Anyway, I have a new dormie! Her name is Ariel and I don't know her real well yet but I know we'll soon be friends. I bet she has some hot guy friends yeah?
I'll tell you all about that next time, but please send some more roses, you know the address yeah?